snarthurt:

snarthurt:

i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is

boat captain who fishes for human skin

vampireapologist:

midnitedancer:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

today I went out to get some research started with two other people i’m working with and we ended up on this fairly treacherous cliff/slope spot trying to navigate to some tricky coordinates and one of my group members slipped on the slope and started sliding and he reached out and grabbed for a sapling and the ground was so loose it just started going down with him and I was too far away to immediately help him but I wanted to alert my other group member to his peril but I fuckin’ panicked and I just said “THERE he GOES”

if you ever feel you didn’t respond correctly to a situation, ask yourself if you watched someone all but totally fall off a cliff and said “there he goes”

OBVIOUSLY he’s okay or I wouldn’t have posted about it. He got another, sturdier tree.

one time i was camping with my gf in a park that had hella bears and it was dark and we were sitting around the campfire and i had the sudden inkling to turn around and there was a bear not five feet behind me and my first instinct was to say “HEY. YOURE not supposed to be here!” and i feel like that has very similar energy

HEY!!!

daphnetrodon:

sidneyia:

daphnetrodon:

you’re no Hamburger Helper

you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

aquilacalvitium:

catsuggest:

it is bedtime o'clock evorybody !

pls get into bed & become sleep now. good nighte !

I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP

irrelevont. sleep now or else

he has alreadé decreed good nighte . donot provoke him

tanu-the-avocado:

I loved this quote until I finished the thought.

Now I always have to think about Skulduggery cramming himslef into tight spaces just to prove his point. 

tanu-the-avocado:

Wow, look at this. I actually finished a piece. 

Color, background and all. This probably won’t happen again for the next decade, so i proudly present:

Teenage Valkyrie Cain who is about to beat up some evil guys.

Also i have no idea how to draw fire so i am geniuenly impressed that it turned out okay and not just like some orange blobs.